So. I've been obsessively mapping the Chinese restaurants of Tennessee & am happy to report that Nashville & Memphis each have over 30 Chinese restaurants. Knoxville has over 20 of em. Where I really want to go, though, is to the Number One Chinese Restaurant in Soddy Daisy. Number One is the name of the restaurant. Soddy Daisy is the name of the town. Of course the restaurant is Number One, because it's the only Chinese restaurant there in Soddy Daisy, according to my sources.

Meanwhile there are plenty of other one-Chinese-restaurant towns scattered all over Tennessee. In fact, I'd say you're never more than 30 miles away from a Chinese restaurant, anywhere in the state. Pretty impressive!